I'm a book hoarder.
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
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today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
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The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.
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accidentally falls in love with a personified country
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This is the general tumblr user 24/7 especially when leaving the house in a rush
Carry on my wayward son
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HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
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Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
LESS THAN A DAY LEFT UNTIL THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED WHOS EXCITED!
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Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
He died.
I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
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